yeah, it's that fandom meme.
The one who seduced you and screwed you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it.
iCarly. So many buried feelings.
The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets.
Harry Potter, old chum.
The mysterious dark one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy.
Stargate SG-1. That was a hell of a ride. Hell of a ride.
The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to get with again although you're relieved she doesn't actually live in town.
Combination Black Books & IT Crowd. Like seriously, some quality stuff but damn, not sure I should go down that particular anglophile road.
Star Trek! To split infinitives where no one has split infinitives before.
The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with.
Avatar: the Last Airbender. If only I could penetrate your wank-barrier, it's possible that we could make beautiful music together.
The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't.
Narnia. Edmund stan 4 lyf but beyond that... Too much Jesus. No, I don't want to join your church potluck club.
The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere.
Pretty much anything Whedonverse, but especially Buffy. I get it, I do. I've watched all of it and I'll forever love Giles and Xander. But come on. Chillax, bros.
The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at them and thinking, "how the hell did they land all these cool people?"
Effin Inception, man.
The one who gave you the best damned summer of your life and who you measure all other potential partners against.
Doctor Who. Feeeeeelings, you gave me so many I now actively avoid you until I know I can HANDLE them all.
The one you recently met at a party and would like to get to know better and who you think you might have a crush on.
Tangled! It was amazing and I only watched it three days ago. But Disney fandom is TERRIFYING, so I'll be staying away.
The old flame that you wouldn't totally object to hooking up with again for a one night romp if only he cleaned himself up a bit.
Sailor Moon! Forever and always.
Your hot new flame.
The one who stole your boyfriend.
Sherlock, the minx.