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Okay wankers, wtf

Guys. GUYS!

I am oblivious to wank in Merlin fandom. I don't follow the anon meme, hell, I don't even know what it's CALLED; I'd have to GOOGLE IT. I don't have many Merliny people on my flist. I don't pay wankers a single spot of attention. I came into the fandom at what was, apparently, a low-wank point, and I've made very good, close friends, of exclusively mellow awesome people, because I was a reluctant and extremely annoyed BNF in a previous fandom and I learned my lessons WELL.

So now today (and maybe in the past couple weeks it's been simmering, I can't really tell...) my flist explodes with people being FUCKING GODDAMN VAGUE about WANK and FEELINGS and related bullshit, and all those cool mellow wankless awesome people? MAYBE LESS WANKLESS THAN I THOUGHT? But I can't TELL because I DONT KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING. Somebody fucking FILL ME IN before I have to strap on my HAZMAT SUIT and dive into the anon meme, and somebody SKETCH THIS SHIT OUT FOR ME because I am relatively new to the fandom and don't know sordid ~history~ crappity do. I would like to comfort people in their time of need, because I am, in my never humble opinion, kind of awesome at macheteing through wankery, and not letting this crap get to me because I've been doing this shit in one way or another for something nearing two decades now, but I have NO IDEA whose toes I'm stepping or what to do or say.

Fuck, people, you've got to give me deets or I will have to go spelunking and I don't WANT TO because UGH. Primary sources, in fandom, are the WORST.

If you don't feel comfortable leaving me a comment on this F-LOCKED POST, then you can email me, it's just my lj username at gmail. I just want to make sure people are happy and having a good time - as it's psmithery's birthday rather soon I was going to try to arrange something for her pleaaasure, but if the fandom fucking self-destructs before the end of the month, how will that happen???

PS: fanks aerisa for your lovely lj-gift, you really didn't hafta but it's appreciated all the same. ^_^;


Jul. 13th, 2011 08:25 am (UTC)
whateverface. apparently this time, instead of the ANONS SUPPORTING ME IN EMAILS T_T classic fanwank stylez, the anons feel the need to tell me I'm a giant bitch in emails!

I dont even want porn. I want HAND HOLDING AND SPOONING.

Something like, you know, Arthur can't sleep in canon era unless Merlin is the Big Spoon so he sneakily manipulates things so he can get some sleep but of course Merlin figures out what's up and THERE IS CUDDLES AND ALSO SAVING OF THE DAY AND MAYBE ARTHUR DROOLS A LITTLE ON MERLIN'S HAND BUT THAT IS OKAY.

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Jul. 13th, 2011 08:43 am (UTC)
It's not bullying, it's just douchebags seeing an opportunity to make my point incredibly clear and Not Getting It.

I've deleted it from my inbox and just pretending it didn't happen. Not one further second of my attention and time is to be dedicated to whoever they were.