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Anyone with half a brain: ignore this.

Still can't sleep.

Completely stupid Degrassi predictions follow, on the v. v. slim off-chance that I "call it":

These are not spoilers, these are specifically just my brain maybe going in places about my favorite guilty pleasure soap opera.

-KC is the one who is going to die, and it's going to be an accident. A) He's the worst actor on the show apart from Riley, who is the required closeted gay character so he can't die, so KC's next in line for "get him off the show! B) it's absolutely not hinted at anywhere in any of the previews, except the Shark in the Water promo/video thing where stupid curly haired terrible dancer girl is the "girl who makes boyfriends disappear" and KC is really the only solid boyfriend to anybody on the show atm, and the two of them are shown getting up to hooliganry in the credit sequence. C) Jenna is SO GONNA GET PREGGERS, with KC as the father, and he's not gonna react to that well AT ALL, and we all know that that spells INSTANT DEATH.

-Eli and Clare's awkward sexual tension will be resolved through Eli showing up wearing colors one day. Lol no really, Clare is going to try going goth for like, one episode, and then reject it, in a reversal of oldschool nextgen Ash's goth transformation stupidity, and Eli will be all "you's hots anyway, chickadee" and then they'll be all Cory and Topanga on our asses for at least a season. I hope, anyway.

-Sav and Holly J are meant to be, or, in the parlance of all the 12 year olds who tweet about this crap, M2B. Declan is exactly what Holly J's mom says he is, a fantasy prince, who is too hot to stick on Degrassi for one thing, and destined to continually fuck it up with Holly J for all time. Sav, on the other hand, is beginning to have aspirations of power, but clearly shows an underlying happiness in playing second fiddle to people (the band, his happiest moments with Anya, his extreme discomfort with being Pope of Cool...). I think that Sav and Holly J are going to go through a bunch of rocky shit and end up this super duper power couple who don't go to Yale at all but end up being grassroots community organizers and whatever else kind of crazy government positions Ye Olde Candiana has for folks. Meanwhile, Anya will have a FIT OF RAGE and then crumble into irrelevancy.

-Dave's white'n'nerdy friend, aka "Harry Potter that's in Canada" is going to hook up with the computer science teacher in an illicit, student-teacher MMORPG-related rendezvous. Or maybe it'll be Mr. Aspy, I'm unsure. But ONE of them will. And it will be CRAYCRAY.

OKAY let's wait like 4 weeks and then find out if any of this is true! You know that no matter what, it'd be hella entertaining to watch.


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Aug. 7th, 2010 07:29 pm (UTC)

I think that Sav and Holly J are going to go through a bunch of rocky shit and end up this super duper power couple who don't go to Yale at all but end up being grassroots community organizers
I will die. That sounds wonderful.

I hope somebody dies because I can't tell half of these kids apart. The openly gay football dude and the straight football dude who torments him look SO SIMILAR to me.
Aug. 7th, 2010 09:32 pm (UTC)
Aug. 7th, 2010 11:37 pm (UTC)
OH LOL DEGRASSI. I used to watch that hardcore but I started loosing interest when Deanna left lol *gay*
Aug. 8th, 2010 04:54 am (UTC)
I dont even remember who Deanna is? I hated the middle generation, enjoyed the extreme cheese of the first crop of nextgens, but the brand new kids are really pulling me back into the show. You could catch up on pretty much *just* the "Boiling Point" episodes and not be all that in the dark, if you wanted to.

*uses boobs icon for you*
Aug. 8th, 2010 05:30 am (UTC)
Haha Alex. LOL I am not even going to lie I started to loose interest partially because of how completely retardedly they ended the arc between her and Paige. Apparently that episode had a LOT of angry angry fan backlash. To the point where they initially didn't air it in Canada. I felt they could EASILY have ended things and written her off the show in a way that wasn't so... completely disregarding and retconning two seasons worth of character growth. WHICH IS ACTUALLY A SILLY THING TO NITPICK BECAUSE LOL IT'S DEGRASSI but I might also be slightly bitter that they broke up the lesbians *shallowshallowshallow* :P

I stopped watching around the time Paige nailed the guy with HIV (Griffin?) and Skinner got testicular cancer.
Aug. 8th, 2010 01:00 pm (UTC)
Oh, man, that was like FOREVER ago. You can't have emotional attachments to characters on Degrassi like that, or else you're setting yourself up for failure. Pretty much you have to go in assuming that they're going to destroy every character horribly and nobody's going to be handled well and every stupid thing they could possibly write is going to happen.

It is kinda weird that they don't have much lesbian content on the show anymore, though. But this season, they've got a transgender FtM character! I'm watching with bated breath for them to fuck him up and portray trans folks in the worst way possible. What makes it even weirder is that he's played by the *little sister* from Life with Derek! I was all "WHO DOES HE REMIND ME OF?!?!?!?" until I looked up the actor. I'm praying and praying that they make him bisexual, but first we have to get through the whole gender identity schlock.

The good thing about the newer format of the show is that they don't seem to be dragging character arcs out as much as they used to. People seem to be cycling through the show faster now, so although everyone's life is fucked up in some tragic way, they don't pile on as much individually as they used to. It makes the show more entertaining while simultaneously cutting down on the sturm und drang of it all.
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