- 11:25:22: woke up at 7:30. confused as hell by the color of the light in my room. I thought "is it 6pm? Did I sleep through the day??" living is hard.
- 19:59:10: @diplobrat I KNEW IT
- 22:01:10: @diplobrat omgomg am i your first follower??
- 22:15:19: Today at the zoo I had a close encounter with a peacock. I think it was attempting to mate with my coat.
- 22:25:24: also i think the enchiladas i ate for dinner have turned into a baby.
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