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Um, yes please

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Salute Your Shorts and Spiderman.
The story should use rape as a plot device!

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Remember how on Salute Your Shorts the redheaded bully kid was SECRETLY SUPER SMART? Can you say: the beginning of my hardcore fetish for secret ginger misunderstood geniuses? YES, you CAN. Also, Spiderman is all ABOUT bondage, if we're going for Cameron's horrifying script that was never turned into a movie (thank god). I think this idea is entirely viable. Something about Spidey dropping into camp to save the day from some evil mutant on the run from NYC, maybe Spidey wanted to go to that particular camp as a kid but could never afford it and would write letters to MJ there all the time, and then SPIDEY GOES CRAZY WITH LUST AND RAGE upon seeing redheaded bully kid and totes rapes him OH GOD I DONT KNOW. I just want an under cover camp counselor peter parker and creepy pedo madness.

Yeah......... i should probably f-lock this post...


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Jan. 12th, 2010 08:04 pm (UTC)
Can the punchline at the end of the story be "Now that was an awful waffle"?
Jan. 12th, 2010 10:24 pm (UTC)
Jan. 13th, 2010 01:15 am (UTC)
Not gunna lie. I would read it. And wasn't that red-headed kid's name Butnick or something? No wonder he had to be so tough with an unfortunate name like that!
Jan. 13th, 2010 09:57 am (UTC)
it WAS some sort of terrible name like that. I think he had a dorky real name, maybe Francis?
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