Ian: oh sweet jesus
Sarah: http://mizufae.livejournal.com/566471.html scroll down to bottom
Ian: that is just completely terrifying
it is intensely hilarious to me that your mom likes your fanfic
i fall asleep
and THIS is what i wake up to
i knew she'd like it
mom likes EVERYTHING i do
at least it's not gonna be porn
Ian: it may comfort you to know that you've traveled to a CREEPY MIRROR UNIVERSE in your sleep
Sarah: OH THANK GOD
now where is the punishment cube so i can cause myself pain until I pass out?
Ian: don't have one of those
Sarah: Evil kitchen knives that use YOU to cut things?
Ian: entertaining, but no
in fact, the only real differences are that rachel has a moustache and your mom reads your fanfic
Ian: also, farscape is available on netflix watch instantly.