I'm freakin' out! I also calculated, and though my grandma sent me $1000 for expenses for this whole texan fancy wedding trip extravaganza, I think I'll end up having spent $1400, including stuff like new bras and cab fairs. Uuuuugh.

So what do I do?

The TMI Meme, stole'd from speccygeekgrrl, who just keeps showing up in my fandoms, wtf!

The TMI meme


Have you...

Taken a picture naked? No
Made money illegally? Yes but only by the very strictest definitions of legality.
Had a one night stand? No
Been in a fist fight? No
Slept with your best friend? Only cuddles!
Had sex in a public place? No
Ditched work to have sex? No
Slept with a member of the same sex? No, but I dun kissed a girl on the mouth an' I liked it.
Seen someone die? No
Ran from the police? No
Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? Yes! But only for like 3 minutes.
Worn your partners unmentionables? No
Fallen asleep at work? Yes, oops
Used toys in the bedroom? Yes
Ran a red light? No
Been fired? Barely, yes.
Been in a car accident? Yes but I didn't cause it.
Pole danced or done a striptease? No, thank god
Loved someone you shouldn't? Absolutely yes.
Sang karaoke? Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Yes! Ahahahaha *sigh*
Caught someone having sex? Yes
Kissed a perfect stranger? No
Shaved your partner? On the back of the neck, does that count?
Given your private parts a nickname? Yes!
Ever gone in public without underwear? No
Had sex on a roof top? No
Played chicken? No
Mooned/flashed someone? No
Do you sleep naked? I have been known to when it is extremely hot.
Blacked out from drinking? No
Felt like killing someone? Only myself.
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? No
Been with someone because they were in a band? No, ew.
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? No
Shot a gun? No
Gone outside naked? No

Conclusion: I am pretty boring.

NOW I MUST GO MAKE LISTS, LOTS AND LOTS OF LISTS, SHIT.