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From Twitter 08-17-2009

  • 01:45:06: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. everybody get me presents. Tristyn, consider your linked video yours.
  • 20:04:30: food purchased for b-day dinner by myself: prawns, oranges, fennel, beets, fresh figs... & 2 cupcakes w/ pink frosting, vanilla & chocolate.
  • 23:32:08: trying a thing that results in my twats popping up on my LJ. I do hope it doesn't drive everyone crazy.

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Aug. 18th, 2009 10:45 am (UTC)
Oh hey. Happy birthday!

My gift to you is a short lesson in decency. This:

"trying a thing that results in my twats popping up on my LJ"

would be considered pornographic, and not cool for LJ. Put it on deviant art or something like that.
Aug. 18th, 2009 11:03 am (UTC)

So my BFF Tristyn drew this picture which was a cartoony artistic naked girl sitting on a bed and gazing lovingly at a dildo on her nightstand. I believe the toy was like, bright blue, or maybe barbie pink.

Deviantart flagged it and forced her to take it down.

So she cropped it and reposted it so it was JUST the naked girl and that, evidently was fine. Meanwhile in "artistic fetish photography" you can show damn near anything as long as it's in black and white and from some kind of strange oblique angle. A POX ON ALL THEIR HOUSES.

Also I refuse to called them "tweets". On Twitter you write twits and a past tense twit is a twat and the action of twitting in the past is twoot. thus, yesterday I twooted some twats. If I twitted about this convo I would go to post a twit on my twitter.
Aug. 18th, 2009 11:56 am (UTC)
wooo! on this day a bunch of years ago, you came screaming into the world! and got taller!

man, i never know what to say on birthdays. have fun! eat food! get hugged!
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