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Um, life is kinda lame, I am lonely and poor, but at least I can cook.
Tonight I made green pea and mint parmesan risotto! Omnomnom!
I want shoes. And a maid. And a puppy.

I made this icon yesterday and wish to share it with the world.

A Captain's Query:
Who would you rather, given the choice, have sex with, punch in the face, shove off a cliff, share comforting hot cocoa with, and marry:

Jean Luc Picard
Catherine Janeway
Chris Pine aka New James Tiberius Kirk
The ol' W.S. aka Kirk Prime
Jonathan Archer

Here are *my* answers:
I would sex up: New Kirk (what are we calling him? Kirk Beta?)
I would punch the face in of: Kirk Prime (for daring to hit on me when we all know he should be committed to making it work with Spock)
I would extremely speedily introduce the bottom of a canyon floor from a great height to: Jonathan Archer (Why my beloved Bakula, why??)
I would sip delightful warm beverages with: Jean Luc Picard (and THEN do him, after we discussed literature)
I would marry: Catherine Janeway, because she would erm, how do I put this, instill in me some, um, self discipline, if you will. Yes. that is the ticket.



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May. 11th, 2009 09:48 pm (UTC)
You... you HAVE to SEE it! It is SO GOOD! Like holy moly!

I understand your cliffing of janeway. I nearly had her be the cliffed, but then I decided I definitely didn't want to marry kirk prime, so I had to shift it around a bit.

But you know, for all the hate Voyager gets, it was 1. entertaining, at least before fuckin seven of crap showed up, and 2. a fine example of an excellent captain. Janeway was awesome, and you can take umbrage to a frajillion other characters on the show, but she really was well characterized and subtle and intelligent and badass. Also I totally ship her with Q, no doubt.
May. 11th, 2009 07:57 pm (UTC)
Be my cook and I'll be your maid. And you can borrow my puppy.

As for all that Star Trek stuff, yuck.
May. 11th, 2009 09:36 pm (UTC)
Yuck? Yuck?!

That shit don't fly 'round here.
May. 11th, 2009 09:44 pm (UTC)
sorry ash, but my BFF up there speaks the harsh truth. Star Wars is unacceptable. Either trek or GTFO.
May. 12th, 2009 03:45 am (UTC)
Instead of assigning those five people to those five categories I'd rather just fuck Chris Pine five times. Can I do that?
May. 12th, 2009 05:04 am (UTC)
May. 12th, 2009 06:59 pm (UTC)
Ok so I'm bored at work and have very little to do and so I checked your live journal. I find this all very amusing. We saw the movie on Saturday. It was very good but you know I hate all those time conundrum story lines. They make my head hurt. But I will accept the new time line if I have to.

I know I shouldn't but here goes:
Cocoa - Jean Luc
Marry - W. S. - he's rich you know. I could ride horses at his ranch
Sex - Archer (Why are you mad at him? I thought you liked him.)
Cliff - Pine - just because
Punch - Janeway - I'd be sorry cause she'd punch back and hurt me, but that's true of all of them.
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