Mizu (mizufae) wrote,
Mizu
mizufae

Monstera Watch day 1

The label reads:
The Delicious Monstera [monstera deliciosa]
Monstera tastes like a cross between banana and pineapple. Use in salads, with cereal, drinks, shakes, sauces and a variety of desserts. Please wait for exterior green scales to fall away naturally then enjoy the creamy white flesh inch by inch. A tropical delight!




I bought it at Whole Foods yesterday. It smells faintly like an unripe peach with a coconut backdrop. At the prompting of Rachel [not you, Rae] I will try to post a new photo each day. I am *most* curious about what this thing is going to be like. It is outrageously phallic. Yesterday I described it as a pangolin if it were green and a fruit.
Tags: monstera watch
Subscribe

  • I'm making a post!

    In case we're gonna Do This Thing. This entry was originally posted at http://mizufae.dreamwidth.org/709192.html. Please comment there using…

  • WELCOME POST

    Hi! I never use my LJ for posting anymore. I use it as an account to comment on things in other places. Feel free to friend me, but it's not going to…

  • (no subject)

    Oh Dreamwidth, you are a strange beast. I'm sure I'll get used to you... never. But if you get community importation up and running, then perhaps…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

  • 12 comments

  • I'm making a post!

    In case we're gonna Do This Thing. This entry was originally posted at http://mizufae.dreamwidth.org/709192.html. Please comment there using…

  • WELCOME POST

    Hi! I never use my LJ for posting anymore. I use it as an account to comment on things in other places. Feel free to friend me, but it's not going to…

  • (no subject)

    Oh Dreamwidth, you are a strange beast. I'm sure I'll get used to you... never. But if you get community importation up and running, then perhaps…