The label reads:
The Delicious Monstera [monstera deliciosa]
Monstera tastes like a cross between banana and pineapple. Use in salads, with cereal, drinks, shakes, sauces and a variety of desserts. Please wait for exterior green scales to fall away naturally then enjoy the creamy white flesh inch by inch. A tropical delight!
I bought it at Whole Foods yesterday. It smells faintly like an unripe peach with a coconut backdrop. At the prompting of Rachel [not you, Rae] I will try to post a new photo each day. I am *most* curious about what this thing is going to be like. It is outrageously phallic. Yesterday I described it as a pangolin if it were green and a fruit.
The Delicious Monstera [monstera deliciosa]
Monstera tastes like a cross between banana and pineapple. Use in salads, with cereal, drinks, shakes, sauces and a variety of desserts. Please wait for exterior green scales to fall away naturally then enjoy the creamy white flesh inch by inch. A tropical delight!
I bought it at Whole Foods yesterday. It smells faintly like an unripe peach with a coconut backdrop. At the prompting of Rachel [not you, Rae] I will try to post a new photo each day. I am *most* curious about what this thing is going to be like. It is outrageously phallic. Yesterday I described it as a pangolin if it were green and a fruit.
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- 14 Mar 2014, 12:33WHAT EPISODE IS THIS????
[REPLY] - 14 Mar 2014, 12:33WHAT EPISODE IS THIS??
- 22 May 2013, 13:46i... i made it up.
You didn't, I did first... [grins] But you're probably more entitled to use it, as you spelt it correctly first time off.
I'd never thought of men's eyebrows being attractive… - 21 Dec 2011, 22:20again
- 21 Dec 2011, 22:19testing
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Do it before I break into your house and do it for you.
I have to wait for the scales to naturally fall off!
Believe me, the wait will be just as excruciating for me as it is for you.
That said, it sounds like it will be amazingly tasty. Good marketing or simple truth? I trust in you to tell the answer.
And if you can't take the waiting, I'm sure there are some "natural processes" you could employ to encourage their removal...