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Harry Potter and the Old Lady Caravan

Okay, So

Step 1:
Learn to drive. (Difficulty level - High, Complication Details - Overcoming long-repressed childhood trauma)

Step 2:
Purchase a giant RV, schoolbus, or big ol' church van, and a smartphone. (Difficulty level - Medium, Complication Details - Severe lack of funds/rich friends most skeptical about entire idea)

Step 3:
Create landing pad website (Twitter, blog, etc) for Project, set up email system. (Difficulty level - Low, Complication Details - Nerd friends tend to be flakes)

Step 4:
Drive diagonally through USA, heading for Florida, picking up nerdy internet friends along the way. Act like big crazy hippies (without the drugs) what with painting our schoolbus like a giant gryphon with discount paints, having sing-alongs, visiting the world's biggest ball of yarn and the Corn Palace. (Difficulty level - High, Complication Details - Possibility for death, destruction, and ditching)

Step 5:
Arrive at THE WIZARDING WORLD OF HARRY POTTER IN ORLANDO FLORIDA and rock it the fuck out. (Difficulty level - Low, Complication Details - Too much butterbeer may cause vomiting)

Comments

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kohl_eyed
May. 25th, 2010 11:13 pm (UTC)
so, I don't know if you've done this, or are planning to do this, but FUCK YES, sounds so awesome.

/flees back into lurkerdom
mizufae
May. 26th, 2010 01:17 am (UTC)
Sadly no, this is but a pipe dream. Also I should probably put in a ??? PROFIT! step in there, and the last step, after step 5, is to sell the Gryphonmobile for drinkin' money, hijack a fleet of magical brooms and fly back to Seattle.

But wouldn't it be AWESOME?
kohl_eyed
May. 26th, 2010 10:40 am (UTC)
lol it would be FUCKIN' AMAZING is what it would be. please zigzag through PA on your way because I wanna come too. XD;;;
katnap414
May. 26th, 2010 03:00 am (UTC)
OMG!!! I want to Road trip across country (only in the opposite direction from East Coast to Cali) in an RV with all my friends (we're calling it the porn bus) and I definitely want to attend the wizarding world of harry potter!!

Your plan sounds like a blast!
mizufae
May. 26th, 2010 03:36 am (UTC)
If only it were REMOTELY FEASIBLE!

Going from East to West is okay, but then you don't end up in muthafuckin Hogsmeade, bitches.
samuelp
May. 26th, 2010 03:54 am (UTC)
mizufae
May. 26th, 2010 04:11 am (UTC)
The "diagonal" is approximate. The caravan would drive to pick up various people from the internet all across the country (or however close they could get.) That's what the landing pad website is for - to coordinate such things. Also because this is a fantasy there would be awesome shit, like roving anarchist tribes, cool wildlife, world's giantest frying pans, shacks that sell mysterious jerky, and so-on.
taimoset
May. 26th, 2010 04:44 am (UTC)
This plan sounds epic.

And I'M GOING MID-JULY. SOOOO EXCITED~
mizufae
May. 26th, 2010 05:17 am (UTC)
>:[ I AM SO JELLY LIKE A JAR OF STRAWBERRY PRESERVES
gothic_hamlet
May. 26th, 2010 11:26 pm (UTC)
Perhaps while at wizarding world you will enjoy a glimpse of DRACO MALFOY AGE ONE MILLION I MEAN ENJOY A SKELETON.

http://i45.tinypic.com/2jsf7r.jpg

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/47272778.html#cutid1
mizufae
May. 26th, 2010 11:58 pm (UTC)
TOM FELTON IS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL UNICORN, HE POOPS RAINBOWS AND WHEN THEY TRIED TO AGE HIM WITH LATEX APPARATUSESESES IT JUST KEPT FALLING OFF WITH A SHAKE OF HIS SPARKLY PLATINUM HEAD
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