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via imadoctornotalj (who has the 2nd best lj username ever)

Can you name 20 characters from anywhere (including shows, anime, mangas, OCs if you ran out of names) right off the top of your head? Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 20 people. This is a lot funnier if you actually list the names first!! No cheating!!!



1. Neville Longbottom (Harry frickin' Potter)
2. Freddie Benson (iCarly)
3. Sam Puckett (iCarly)
4. Sailor Moon/Usagi Tsukino (Sailor Moon DUH)
5. Gertrude Yorkes (Runaways)
6. Niles Crane (Frasier)
7. Toph Bei Fong (Avatar: The Last Airbender: This One's Not About Cat People)
8. Princess Peach (Mario Brothers)
9. Raj Koothrappali (The Big Bang Theory)
10. Simon (Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann)
11. Dana Scully (The X-Files)
12. My Boyfriend, Brigadier General Jack O'Neill (Stargate SG-1)
13. Ellen Josephine Hickle (The Adventures of Pete & Pete)
14. Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly)
15. Captain James T. "I'd hit that" Kirk (Star Trek, I'm gonna go with STXI for ease, here)
16. The Wizard Howl (Howl's Moving Castle, the Ghibli movie, not the book (which is awesome))
17. Betty Suarez (Ugly Betty)
18. King Edmund Pevensie (The Chronicles of Narnia)
19. Tim Gunn (Real Life)
20. Wendy (Peter Pan)

Where did you first see 10? Simon (TTGL)
In my ~dreams~. No really, at my friend Dan's house during a "omg let's watch ANIMES" phase.

What would you do if you had never seen/read about 6? Niles Crane (Frasier)
My life would be bereft. Also I would probably not be living in Seattle right now, to be secretly completely honest with myself. I would also have a fairly different opinion of snotty overly cultured people, too. And I would have learned about constant unrequited love that's finally reciprocated in the last 2 seasons from the Nanny, instead.

What would you do if 20 and 15 dated? Wendy (Peter Pan) & Captain Kirk (STXI)
I'd laugh and laugh and wish them well. I think that Captain Kirk is maybe as much like a full grown Peter as you could ever find, don't you? Fighting pirates, having adventure, being in charge of a crew, occasionally having to make hard decisions, getting to fly (in ships)....

If you could marry either 7 or 14 who will it be? Toph (A:TLA) & Capt. Mal (Firefly)
hard choice. Wait, no. That hard thing is my girl-boner for Mal. I don't care that he's got Space-PTSD and loves a whore. I'd be his Yosaffbridge any day.

Did you ever like 9? Raj (BBT)
Do I *ever*! He's my #1 favorite from BBT, and always has been. I understand where the criticism of his character comes from, but I actually know people LIKE him, okay? Not all of his parts at once, but seriously, it's not that unbelievable OR streotypical, and he's sweet, understanding, troubled, brilliant, sarcastic, and oh yeah, resplendent like the noon day sun.

Have you ever seen 4 cry in any episode or chapter? Sailor Moon
Like, EVERY FREAKING TIME. Gawd.

Would 4 and 12 make a good couple? Sailor Moon & My Boyfriend, Brigadier General Jack O'Neill (SG-1)
I don't think so, no. Jack would get mad at her crying all the damn time, she would be upset about how Jack keeps killing people, it would all be most unpleasant. Besides, he's my boyfriend.

Would number 1 and 2 make a good couple? Neville Longbottom & Freddie Benson
HAHAHAA.... yes. Yes I think they totally would.

Describe 8. Princess Peach
Is living a lie! She and Bowser keep doin' it behind Mario's back. All these years, Mario's been rescuing her and rescuing her, when REALLY they've been trying to stage a kidnapping so Peach and Bowser could live in peace and not bring shame to Mario, the new heir of the Mushroom Kingdom! Oh, Peach, why can't you just be honest with the world about your love of mutant turtle kings who breathe fire and make fart noises for talking????

Last time you read/seen/drew 12? My Boyfriend, Brigadier General Jack O'Neill
Last time I used the LJ icon I'm using RIGHT NOW. And, maybe a week ago when I caught a rerun of SG-1 on the teevees.

Tell me something about 17. Betty Suarez (Ugly Betty)
Is destined to be with Daniel. Don't tell me it's otherwise or I will END YOU. >:[

What's 7's favorite color? Toph (Avatar)
LOL Toph doesn't HAVE a favorite color. Hello, she's BLIND?! XDXDXDXD

What would you do if you met 1 and he/she confessed they liked you? Neville Longbottom
I would DO THE MAGICAL SEX WITH HIM.

When was the last time you got pissed by number 6? Nile Crane (Frasier)
Like, never? I guess that time when he never forced his big brother Frasier to get married to Roz?

If number 18 would ever meet you and got to know you well, how would you think he/she feels about you? Edmund (Narnia)
He'd probably think I'm a kook, but that I can cook delicious things. He and I would be hedonistic together and keep it secret from his brother and sisters and that buzzkill, Aslan. Then I would TOTALLY try to sleep with him and he would get freaked out YAY. :(

What language does 13 speak? Ellen (Pete & Pete)
English, Artie-nese, Little Pete Pidgin, the language of secrets.

Who is 2 going out with? Freddie Benson (iCarly)
Ugh, not me. :(

If you were to estimate, how old is 8? Princess Peach
She's immortal. Somewhere around 334876914976 years, give or take a few dozen, accounting for the temporal time distortion between the Mushroom Kingdom's dimension and Earth's.

What is 5's favorite thing to do? Gertruse Yorkes (Runaways)
Hang out with her pet velociraptor! Also probably not be dead, aaaaaand kiss her cute blonde boyfriend while he does "things" with his mechanical hands. XD

Would you ever date 15? Kirk!
Yes. Yes yes a thousand times absolutely. Hello, who WOULDN'T? Okay Uhura wouldn't but she's certifiable.

Is 11 single? Dana Scully
No! She has a PARTNER. His name is FOX. He likes to watch porn and eat sunflower seeds and fall asleep in vibrating chairs! He keeps her from going crazy and dating dudes who give her mind-warping tattoos and pull her heart out while it's still beating. Y'know, normal stuff.

What's 10's last name? Simon (Gurren Lagann)
Simon definitely doesn't have a last name. But if he DID have one, it would be "Bad Ass Motherfucker".

Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 1? Neville Longbottom
Hrm. Post Book 7? Probably, yes. If that meant I could be a wizard. I don't think I could handle seeing and touching Neville's world if I couldn't use magic; it would be too heartbreaking.

Where does 19 live? Tim Gunn
IN ALL OUR HEARTS! Also I think New York City in a swanky apartment with his partner of many years. Ugh, he's so perfect, how can this be.

What do you think about 20? Wendy (Peter Pan)
She's an ultimately tragic character who's never really looked into whenever her story is revisited because the bright shiny spangles of Peter are just too much to ignore. My desire to be her, when younger, was partially mitigated after the realization that she's victim to more patriarchal bullshit than almost any other female protagonist privy to disney-canon treatment, with even less social/financial/emotional reward in the end. I overthink Wendy a LOT.

What is the best thing about 4? Sailor Moon
Her totally sweet outfits! XD And probably the fact that she's the savior of the world a billion times over and stuff. ::shrug::

If you were to meet 16, what would you like to tell him/her right now? The Wizard Howl
You are SO much hotter as a brunette!

How did you find out about 13? Ellen (Pete & Pete)
She was on my TV when I was a kid and I went "omg that girl looks like ME!"

What is the best and worst thing about 14? Captain Malcom Reynolds (Firefly)
The size of his balls.

What is the relationship between 6 and 3? Niles Crane & Sam Puckett
NILES IS SECRETLY SAM'S DAD OMG they live in the same city and he sends melanie to boarding school and he broke sam's mom's heart and sam's hates people like him (aka Freddie) and oh MAN CRAZY CROSSOVER TIMES

Is 7 funny? Toph (Avatar)
Yes! She will also kick your ass if you don't think so.

Is 19 a nice person? Tim Gunn
The NICEST. Tim Gunn should start a religion. His acolytes can wear impeccably tailored suits and give everyone restrained hugs and constructive criticism.

Tell me something about 2? Freddie Benson
His dad is Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory! See, Carly's Dad works in the Stargate Program, secretly, and Sam Carter is actually Sam Puckett who traveled back in time from the future after she was recruited by Carly's dad when she turned 18. In the process of all of this, Freddie, Sam's boyfriend at the time, gets pulled back into time to help save the earth, ALONG with Leonard. Freddie and Leonard are college-friends (well, Leonard works there, Freddie is a student, but they totally know each other from the comic book store and build robots together and stuff. Penny and Sam have met and really like each other. Any I digress.) So Leonard is recruited by the Stargate Program and ends up being pulled back into the past with Sam and Freddie and Leonard runs into MARISSA. There's confusion with names because the first fake name he can think of is "Benson" and then he thinks he's stuck there in the past so he gives up on Penny and has it off with Marissa. Sam's memories are horribly wiped by crazy alien madness and Freddie resolves to give her a fresh start in the past and tries to get back to the future, he succeeds with Leonard's help and ONLY THEN does he realize that Leonard is his DAD.

............yeah. I... probably shouldn't have admitted all of that?