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Tap that? Or not? A Stupid Meme.

My hair is wet. SO I SHALL DO A MEME. The most pointless and futile meme EVER! (via serenemiss)


1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of. ?
5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. ADD FOUR OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.


NOTE THAT THESE ARE THE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, NOT THE ACTORS THEMSELVES...


1) Dr. Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck) ?
2) Mike Delfino (Desperate Housewives) ?
3) Dr. Gregory House (House M.D.) (Tristyn, don't judge me. It would be like having sex with myself. And you know I'd do *that*.)
4) Warrick Brown (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation) ?
5) Dr. Derek Shepherd (Grey's Anatomy)
6) Anthony (Tony) Dinozzo (NCIS) ?
7) Jim Halpert (The Office)
8) James 'Sawyer' Ford (Lost)
9) Danny Taylord (Without a Trace) ?
10) Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds) ?

11) Noah Bennet (Heroes)
12) Michael Scofield (Prison Break) ?
13) Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian (Scrubs)
14) Sam Winchester (Supernatural)
15) Chandler Bing (Friends)
16) Jack Bauer (24)
17) Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity)
18) Westley (The Princess Bride)
19) Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean) (get that man a bath!)
20) Rusty Ryan (Ocean's 11)

21) Detective Mac Taylor (CSI: NY)
22) Detective Danny Messer (CSI: NY)
23) Sheriff Jack Carter (EUReKA)
24) Dr. Nathan Stark (EUReKA)
25) Jonathan Creek (Jonathan Creek)
26) Dr. James Wilson (House, M.D.)
27) Mark Corrigan (Peep Show) ?
28) Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride & Prejudice) (but which version????)
29) Jools Sivite (Spooks) ?
30) Captain Jack Harkness (Dr. Who/Torchwood) (so many... space diseases...)

31) Danny Ocean (Ocean's 11)
32) Jack Bristow (Alias) ?
33) Dr. Owen Harper (Torchwood)
34) The Doctor (Doctor Who) (9, 10, *5*, 4, and yes, I'd so hit 1)
35) Commodore James Norrington (Pirates of the Caribbean)
37) John Winchester (Supernatural)
38) Eric Delko (CSI: Miami)
39) Rick Simon (Simon & Simon) ?
40) Ardeth Bay (The Mummy, movies) ?

41) Jon Stewart (The Daily Show)
42) Gene Hunt (Life on Mars)
43) Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
44) Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
45) Mick St. John (Moonlight) ?
46) Mr. Big (Sex and the City)
47) Henry Fitzroy (Blood Ties) ?
48) Tim Riggins (Friday Night Lights) ?
49) Peter Petrelli (Heroes) ?
50) Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars) ?

51) Rodney McKay (Stargate: Atlantis) eeeeeeeew
52) Chris Keller (Oz) ?
53) Mohinder Suresh (Heroes) ?
54) John Sheppard (Stargate: Atlantis)
55) Dr. Daniel Jackson (Stargate: SG-1)
56) Alec McDowell (Dark Angel)
57) Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
58) Priestly (Ten Inch Hero) ?
59) Jason Teague (Smallville) ?
60) Angelus (Buffy/Angel) ?

61) Logan/Wolverine (X-Men, movie) (As though I were the mighty hammer of Thor)
62) Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls) ?
63) Sam Tyler (Life on Mars)
64) Harold Saxon The Master (Doctor Who) (That sucker is EVIL. I wish not for his evil seed to be near me.)
65) Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
66) Steven Hyde (That 70s Show)
67) Cassidy Casablancas (Veronica Mars) ?
68) Mason (Dead Like Me)
69) Robbie Turner (Atonement) ?
70) Derek Reese (Sarah Connor Chronicles) ?

71) Chris Miles (Skins) ?
72) Tony Stonem (Skins) ?
73) Dexter Morgan (Dexter) (again with the evil)
74) Reed Garrett (CSI: NY) ?
75) Greg Sanders (CSI) ?
76) Nick Stokes (CSI) ?
77) Dick Casablancas (Veronica Mars) ?
78) Charlie Pace (LOST) ?
79) Merry Brandybuck (Lord of the Rings)
80) Pippin Took (Lord of the Rings) (preferably both at the same time ^_^)

81) Chuck Bass (Gossip Girl) MEH.
82) Ryan Atwood (The OC) ?
83) Charlie Prince (3:10 to Yuma) ?
84) Brendan Frye (Brick)
85) Seeley Booth (Bones) ?
86) Noah Calhoun (The Notebook)
87) Scott Valens (Cold Case) ?
88) Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl)
89) Edward Cullen (Twilight)
90) Emmett Cullen (Twilight)

91) Louis Connelly (August Rush)
92) Alex Karev (Grey's Anatomy)
93) Jake Perry (Sweet Home Alabama) ?
94) Tyler Gage (Step Up)?
95) Denny Duquette (Grey's Anatomy) ?
96) Jake Jagielski (One Tree Hill) ?
97) Dean Forester (Gilmore Girls) ?
98) Sid Jenkins (Skins) ?
99) Matt Saracen (Friday Night Lights) ?
100) Cappie (Greek) ?

101) Doug Ross (ER)
102) Smith Jerrod (SATC)
103) Ted Mosby (HIMYM)
104) Spike (Notting Hill) ?
105) Robert Chase (House M.D.)
106) Jack O'Neill (Stargate: SG-1) (Is there a way to bold this ANOTHER TIME? Yes, yes, a thousand times yes to Jack, any time, any where, any who...)
107) Ned "The Pie Maker" (Pushing Daisies)
108) Jack Shephard (Lost) ?
109) Jasper Hale (Twilight)
110) Harry Potter (Harry Potter) (emo mcemos)

111) Sirius Black (Harry Potter) (emo, needs a bath, dead.)
112) Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todd)
113) Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
114) Ronan Dex (Stargate: Atlantis)
115) Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter) (Only if he bought me lots of pretty things.)
116) Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter)
117) Don Flack (CSI: NY) ?
118) Bob Brown (The Unit) ?
119) Don Epps (Numb3rs) ?
120) Nathan Scott (One Tree Hill) ?

121) Sayid Jarrah (Lost) ?
122) Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean)
123) Dr. Sheldon Hawkes (CSI:NY) ?
124) Tim Speedle (CSI: Miami) ?
125) Andy Bernard (The Office)
126) Stephen Colbert (The Colbert Report)
127) Paulie Bleeker (Juno)
128) Kevin Doyle (27 Dresses)
129) Lawrence Kutner (House M.D.) (Prior to death, of course. Dude seriously needed a lay, he prolly wouldnt have offed himself.)
130) Colby Granger (Numb3rs) ?

131) Jayne Cobb (Firefly) (Post space-bath. A Spbath, if you will.)
132) Adam Monroe (Heroes) ?
133) Julian Sark (Alias) ?
134) Methos (Highlander) ?
135) Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (Buffy/Angel) ?
136) Wash (Firefly, tv)
137) Carson Beckett (Stargate: Atlantis)
138) Cameron Mitchell (Stargate: SG-1)
139) Daniel Meade (Ugly Betty)
140) Major Lorne (Stargate SG-1/Atlantis)

141) Agent Mulder (The X-Files) (Possibly as much as Jack O'Neill. If that's possible.)
142) The Joker (Batman) (Possibly the only evil character on this list? We'll see.)
143) Sylar (Heroes, tv) (Fuck ZQ, he's like my cousin or something.)
144) Chuck (Stargate: Atlantis)
145) Zack (Bones)?
146) Niles Crane (Frasier)
147) Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs) (Similar to House, this would be like having sex with myself.)
148) Gambit (X-men)
148)Captain John Hart (Torchwood)
150) Lestat d'Lioncourt (Vampire Chronicles)

151) Louis de Pointe du Lac (Vampire Chronicles)
152) Stephen Hart (Primeval) ?
153) Dr. Mark Sloan (Grey's Anatomy)
154) Castiel (Supernatural)?
155) Charles Brandon, Duke of Suffolk (The Tudors)
156) Speed Racer (Speed Racer) (If we're talking the Wachowski Bros movie, then HELLS YES.)
157) St. John Allerdyce (X-men)
158) Neo (The Matrix)
159) Dorian Gray (The Picture of Dorian Gray)
160) John Mitchell (Being Human)?

161) Simon Tam (Firefly)
162) William Miller (Almost Famous) (I cannot tell you the thoughts I have had involving this whole dang movie, let alone William.)
163) A.J. Crowley (Good Omens)
164) Samuel T. Anders (Battlestar Galactica)
165) Rex Racer/Racer X (Speed Racer)
166) John Crichton (Farscape) (CRACKERS)
167) Desmond Hume (Lost)
168) Eric Yorkie (Twilight)
169) Barney Stinson (HIMYM)
170) Kyon (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)

171) Dr Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds) ?
172) Daniel Faraday (Lost) ?
173) Will Tippin (Alias) ?
174) Alan Shore (Boston Legal) ?
175) Josh Lyman (The West Wing) ?
176) Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl)
177) Arthur (Merlin)
178) Jamie Crawford (The Demon's Lexicon) ?
179) Chuck Bartowski (Chuck) ?
180) Captain Mal Reynolds (Firefly/Serenity)

181) Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
182) Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)
183) Ando Masahashi (Heroes) ?
184) Cooper Freedman (Private Practice) ?
185) Lincoln Burrows (Prison Break) ?
186) Seth Cohen (The O.C.) ?
187) Lee Adama (Battlestar Galactica)
188) Kirk Gleason (Gilmore Girls)
189) Michael Weston (Burn Notice) ?
190) Henry Spencer (Psych)?

191) Brian Spilner (Fast and Furious) ?
192) Dom Torretto (F&F) ?
193) Rome (Fast and Furious 2) ?
194) Logan Cale (Dark Angel) ?
195) Pacey Witter (Dawson's Creek) ?
196) Dr Horrible (Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog) (Ahah! One other evil character I would have sex with, other than the Joker. Sense of humor=imperative.)
197) Marshall Eriksen (How I Met Your Mother)
198) Karl (Love Actually)
199) Michael Guerin (Roswell)?
200) Bright Abbott (Everwood) ?

201) Bill Compton (True Blood)?
202) Edward Fairfax Rochester (Jane Eyre)
203) Max Evans (Roswell) ?
204) Keenan (Playing by heart) ?
205) Henry DeTamble (The Time Traveler's Wife) ?
206) Aragorn (Lord of the Rings) (Who WOULDN'T, yeesh!)
207) Dylan Mckay (Beverly Hills 90210)
208) Roland Deshain (The Dark Tower)
209) Eddie Dean (The Dark Tower)
210) Benjamin Linus (Lost) ?

211) Connor Temple (Primeval) ?
212) Aaron Hotchner (Criminal Minds) ?
213) David Rossi (Criminal Minds) ?
214) Nick Cutter (Primeval) ?
215) Remington Steele (Remington Steele) ?
216) Matt Parkman (Heroes) ?
217) Nick Vera (Cold Case) ?
218) Richard Cypher (Legend of the Seeker) ?
219) Gaius Baltar (Battlestar Galactica)
220) Sheldon Cooper (Big Bang Theory) (It would be like having sex with my brother.)

221) Christian (Moulin Rouge)
222) Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park)
223) Dan Humphrey (Gossip Girl)?
224) Constable Benton Fraser (Due South) ?
225) Detective Ray Kowalski (Due South) ?
226) Dr. Lance Sweets (Bones) ?
227) Hikaru Sulu (Star Trek/XI)
228) James T. Kirk (Star Trek XI)
229) Spock (Star Trek XI)
230) Nathan Petrelli (Heroes) ?

231) Dr. Leonard McCoy (Star Trek/XI)
232) Percy Weasley (Harry Potter)
233) Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter)
234) Enjolras (Les Miserables -- musical)
235) Peter Bishop (Fringe) ?
236) Will Riker (Star Trek: TNG) (Only if he had the beard, obviously.)
237) Dr. Jack Hodgins (Bones) ?
238) Charlie Sims (Center Stage) ?
239) Simon (Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann)
240) Spencer Shay (iCarly) (Sorry Spence, I love you but it would be like doing it with my cousin. D:)

241) Dr. Leonard Hofstadter (The Big Bang Theory)
242) Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali (The Big Bang Theory) (goal: make him narrate.)

Comments

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littlebunny777
Sep. 25th, 2009 12:53 am (UTC)
Haha, I'm probably like, the only person in the entire world who read that whole thing! And c'mon now, Dexter Morgan isn't EVIL. He's the serial killer with the heart of gold! Well, if he had a heart, it would be gold. There's a gold colored spot where it should be! <3
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