Ian Urbina: it would appear that there is, in fact, a place to obtain texas bbq in seattle - it is called longhorn, and it is located in pioneer square, which is apparently MEAT CENTRAL between that and salumi
Sarah Pinansky: i... enjoy MEAT CENTRAL
Ian Urbina: as do I
Sarah Pinansky: lol gay lol
Ian Urbina: whatever
Sarah Pinansky: there needs to be a deli/restaurant called Sausage Party
Ian Urbina: we can start it up in my parents neighborhood. it'll go over great.
Sarah Pinansky: inorite
Sarah Pinansky: it could make and sell all sorts of artisinal whatsihoosits
Sarah Pinansky: it could only be staffed by hot gay men, though
Sarah Pinansky: that might be considered descriminatory hiring practices. :(
Ian Urbina: nah, you could have a couple bears in there
Ian Urbina: equal opportunity, etc
Sarah Pinansky: did i say that bears were not hot gay men?
Ian Urbina: hey man, there's an implication there
Sarah Pinansky: i'm not judging hotness on *my* rubrik. it's a deli caleld Sausage Party, after all.
Ian Urbina: fair enough
Sarah Pinansky: there could be a special that was two bratwursts in a bun, called the Swordfight.
Ian Urbina: oy
Ian Urbina: you know, on second thought, we could never do this in chicago
Ian Urbina: there's no way to compete with hot doug's
Sarah Pinansky: then we should do it in Seattle, obviously.
Ian Urbina: so it would seem
Sarah Pinansky: i bet all the denizens of Fremont secretly want a gay Sausage Party deli
Ian Urbina: snerk
Ian Urbina: sausages should be offered in three sizes: "oh honey, size doesn't matter" "standard" and "size queen"
Sarah Pinansky: "Two hot porks with special sauce for me, and some liverwurst for my friend here. Make it girthy."
My conscience has been forced to note that Ian is, in fact, not gay, and is so comfortable with his own masculinity and heterosexuality that he doesn't give a fuck about me calling him so. So, you know, all you ladies out there, he's a catch. *wink*